That’s just what “they” want you to think shshshaw (pocket sand!)

No offense but I wouldn’t pay $49 for that. Maybe $48.75, but not $49.

When I moved to California from the Midwest the first time I ordered chicken tenders they asked what sauce. I asked if they had gravy. I was looked at like a demented lunatic. She refused to believe I actually wanted cream gravy for dipping my chicken. I went with the no sauce option since apparently I’m a lunatic.

If it’ll not consent to Vance then it must be up for anything

You don’t fuck it

Talking bout that recipe?

Oh shit, you’re like famous. I heard you once on a ratm song!

Ah, a coming of shape story.

Don’t they want people to see it? I mean, it’s free and I still didn’t watch it (I’m a huge fan of the games too but no chance) but I’m sure some might if it’s free.

The alphabet, as explained by music theory.

I will never not watch this. Fucking goosebumps every single time. And I was that age then, this shit radicalized me lol.

You wouldn’t get it anyway. It’s not a meme for deaf people, it isn’t nearly loud enough. However, as a lactose intolerant member of society I’m deeply conflicted about this meme.

Appreciated! I’m never looking back

Clean for almost 3 years now!

Someone have me 5 Ambien once claiming they were pain pills. This was like 25 years ago. First 2 didn’t work (weren’t getting me high) so I took them all. According to my roommates I did some seriously crazy shit. I didn’t remember shit for like 3 days but I was having full on conversations with Jesus (an American flag hanging in our living room we all wrote dumb shit on at parties), I drew all over my bedroom wall with a sharpie (thought it was the flag I guess) took apart our dryer for reasons unknown, all our weed was in a collander in the sink… There was more but the point is don’t take 5 Ambien, even if you thought it was oxy or something. Don’t take 5 of anything ever really.

Same thing happened a few months later but with roofies.

That was easily the best part

Checkpoint

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

rip mitch

rip mitch