“I don’t care for Eric.”

If they can distract you, they can take more from you.

I hope you’re right. My worry is we keep the fossil fuels as-is and just use newer technologies to facilitate even more extraction.

They’ll just add solar and gas to the pile and keep the coal.

Yeah, he’s been an ultrawealthy real estate tycoon for the past 50+ years. It’s wild you missed that.

I’d like to have someone ask him to name all of his children out of the blue.

I bet he’d get three, maybe four.

also cops: sometimes we will just come into your house and kill you even if you’re the victim, oopsie doopsie

They think that the woman he cheated on Melania with and the lawyer who facilitated the transaction, along with all of the documented evidence, means that the global conspiracy to keep Trump down is only getting even more sinister.

Nevermind that he farted himself to sleep during the trial and refused to testify. Those objective facts don’t stand up to the conspiracy theory they’ve created in their echo chamber.

Do I have to hold my pee while I’m pooping until I can get to the other bathroom?

“Horny singles in your area are wet for an authoritarian hierarchy.”

Seems like a good way for people to slip money into Trump’s accounts without the regulatory oversight of a direct gift or donation.

Elon tweets like a 14 year old trying to go hard on MySpace

Dallas?

Salad.

Step 1: Coding in Assembly