@problematicfacts

You two would get along so well…

It’s a button to say: “You’re wrong, I don’t care what you have to say, LA LA LA LA SHUT UP”

Idk, my downvotes mean “ugh”.

All I’m hearing is that I need to chug down this tub of lard and get some sleep. Peace, y’all. I’ll be incredibly gorgeous by next week.

Good lord. Imagine a perfect being this perpetually angry over their own creation against the grand backdrop of the universe.

(psst Por qué no los dos)

This is hilarious. I especially liked the “no drip or rizz, you waddle out to the nearest club or bar”. I could hear the SpongeBob footsteps.

Wait, you’re mocking “both sides” after saying that about Harris? I’m so confused.

Tbf, Trump’s allies tend to be both. The Venn diagram is almost a circle. 😅

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If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia… *le sigh*

Being smug doesn’t sting. Pay attention to what I’m criticizing, please.

I know you have your talking points and want to get to them but we’re talking about something else here. I have nothing against veganism but I do have plenty to say about the stupid fan club.

Is it now? Aren’t they dead by then?

I’m just saying, accusing people of enjoying torture is exactly the smug attitude I’m criticizing. You can take your better-than-thou attitude and shove it.

It’s not the message, it’s the delivery.

Breaking news: hunger is solved by people furiously typing at their keyboards.

You’re right, tho. But what are we gonna do about the smugness?

Maybe I copy-pasted it from the deepest entrails of my brain. Who knows? Even I can’t tell ya.
But I did think of it, reworded it, and then edited it, so…

Are they not vegan? But if it talks and walks like one…

Also, holy shit the Avengers assembled.

Can’t say I like it having never done it. I gather you don’t recommend it?

Yep, all that is relevant because neonatal children drink cow milk, and that ties into the original conversation so you have a reason to say it and not just to be spiteful, right? We’re not desperately grasping at straws here, right?

Ciao. Au revoir. Soyounara. Adiós.

Yep sure, We’ll all die eventually. Sorry you have to hear that, maybe I should use spoiler tags so you can avert your delicate eyes.

Also, I’m so sorry your child–who won’t be in the US btw–has to suffer with the rest of the milk-chugging American children across the sea. Maybe your child is psychic, idk. It’s simultaneously a mystery and a tragedy.