Aww, that’s a missed opportunity! Those would’ve been adorable!

Yes! This is exactly what I want!

I love this!

Who could possibly have foreseen that this would go tits up?!

No, specifically not eugenics, did you miss the part where I said this is clearly a joke?

FFS, I’m not actually advocating for eugenics. I’m saying those people are dumbfucks and probably spreading their dumbfuckery to their kids.

Accurate

Sure, let’s do start using it correctly. I’ll go first:

Israel is engaged in mass murder of Palestinian Civilians.

If someone’s dumb enough to still be undecided or on the fence at this point, they should probably be forcibly sterilized by the state, because that’s a section of the gene pool that needs some chlorine.

Ah that’s good, I initially thought you were spreading this in support! My apologies for rushing to judgement.

Tell me about it! The other day, I even saw a guy eating a cheeseburger, AND it had bacon on it! It’s like, so you have no shame at all?!

I am eternally grateful to have escaped Texas, the way they are treating women is utterly unconscionable.

Believe it or not, straight to the strike hole.

AOC 2028

Yeah, apparently NASA are real sticklers about all the doors staying on all the time. Just ridiculous standards to expect!

I recommend first watching the feature film, starring Kurt Russell and James Spader, then SG-1, then the two SG-1 movies, then Atlantis, then Universe.

Elevator pitch: the ancient Egyptians were enslaved by a race of alien beings who ruled by posing as gods with their advanced technology. The pyramids were their landing pads. The Egyptians eventually revolted and the aliens fled in ships, leaving the Egyptians to bury the Stargate, which is an advanced portal that lets people cross instantly between worlds through a wormhole. In modern times, a dig discovers this Stargate and the American military, with the help of an archaeologist disgraced for his theories about ancient Egypt, figure out how to use it to travel to other worlds themselves.

Christian here. I can confirm we’re already pretty fucking visible.

For those keeping score at home, that’s 0.36 Scaramuccis she lasted there.

Very true! Universe was one of my favorites, while I wasn’t even aware that Infinity existed, and from what I hear, I didn’t miss much.

The United Nations Security Council has failed to pass a resolution calling for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza as part of a hostage deal after Russia and China, who are permanent members, voted against the measure proposed by the United States.

It’s literally the first paragraph of the article.