no, banana
It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
no, banana
Just don’t show me to Paulina Brandberg
Det ska jag göra!
Our prime minister is very upset by the fact that the media is even talking about it.
Wow. 3 million rubles is down that much?
The overton window has moved
That’s weird and I’m gonna write them to complain
IKEA would never do that. We would NEVER use Danish letters
Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.
I’m gonna give you a culture shock! Try this.
IKEA doesn’t sell skittles. Not Swedish enough. It would be a Pepparkakshus with Geléhallon on it called “Värmis”.
What the hell. Where’s the line for Korea?
He’s been very transparent in his attempts to move stuff around, telling his audience exactly what he’s been up to.
I mean, at least passing gas relaxes you a little
It’s funny how today is one of the few days where posting that would be not the onion
Funniest outcome from a sad fucking story I’ve ever seen.
As a policy wonk I feel that this was the correct buyer. Damn, it couldn’t be funnier. The Onion now owns Alex Jones’ former twitter account.
That was my first thought as well! Just gift something from the set to Knowledge Fight.
I’m already salivating for that dreamy creamy irony ice-cream
Actually this one 🍆 means come see Roy, and this one 💦 means CoinSquirt™
hole milk?