I’m reporting this. Not beautiful. Very painful. Make me cry.

That way you end up in the cast. Get it?

Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

Tom Arnold was on coke like a mofo while they were filming this.

hehehe

Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

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I guess I’m just burnt-out. I’ve been warning people about this shit since I was 10. That’s part of the problem, I guess - you start too young and people don’t take you seriously.

Let me just assemble my shadow organization real quick

To be fair, it’s hard to be motivated when literally every figurehead of the movement has been shot in the head

Imagine some dude bumps into you and you swing around to have words and it’s fuckin Popeye of Ra

Oh for sure.

Kinda jealous somehow.

Imagine the callouses

Awwww, garsh

“COME AND TAKE MY CHEESE YE BASTERDS”

This is what Neo was dreaming of in The Matrix right before the prompt awakens him.

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I figured it out. Your comics remind me of the cover art from Mindless Self Indulgence’s album Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy. That must be why I’m so drawn to them no pun intended.

Do-nut rye flour wheat, naan roti flatbread