Wait for the day where they decide cum is children just so they can criminalize everything besides penis into vagina sex.

Society: you’re expected to get a second job because if we made things cheap enough to survive off 1 job, that would be communism

Also society: no, not like that. That’s cheating.

Makes sense. Ever wondered why there are enough nukes to destroy multiple planets? Ever wondered why the US military is large enough to defeat God? The military industrial complex is about to go interstellar. We’re in a cold war right now on an intergalactic scale. World War 3 is going to be cancelled and we will instead get Galaxy War 1.

Just because I use Arch doesn’t mean I can’t get laid. I mean… I can’t get laid. But not because I use Arch.

I like vlc because I’m sexually aroused by traffic cones.

The best time to switch to Firefox was 19 years ago when it first came into existence. The 2nd best time is now.

… For drawing cum when making furry porn?

IoT and smart device security only means your data is protected from unauthorized access. It’s up to the manufacturer, not the user to decide who can get in.