congratulations, LA residents! Your bodies have been donated to a corporation for beta testing!

Dictatorship enthusiasts

You’ve just been tanking blame damage this whole time?

(brain-worms screech disapprovingly)

this hole was made for meow

making the mayo optional was the only mercy to be found in this recipe.

I recently bought a projector that I had to trick into not connecting to Wifi by telling it that it was connected to ethernet until it gave up. It will never know the wifi password. It gets an HDMI signal, it shows the HDMI signal, that is its purpose.

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my favorite thng about this image is how the mandatory hamburger acknowledgement is interrupting a scene where a man is getting shot in the face, emphasizing that the target audience is Americans

after a long period of disuse, the rails turn back into the snakes they were made from

why are they so glossy

If you’re on KDE using Discover for updates, the default on a lot of distros is to apply updates on reboot, but you can change this under the Software Update section of the System Settings app. I think it’s not a bad idea; I’d rather have a bit of controlled downtime than risk borking my system.

Live like Gentoo, cook everything from scratch