It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

Microrubbers sounds like condoms for guys with unfortunate situations in their pants though

Bob Loblaw is about to give a low blow to Lowes

War? What is it good for?

And here I was thinking political assassins have a keen interest in horseback riding and swinging mallets

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

Clearly made such a big impact that it eliminated the need for future littering PSAs

Any “human” that feels ok with locking their kid in a drawer is not fit for society. That’s not like forgetting to feed your dog one time.

Regardless of whether she was too mentally deficient to understand what she was doing or she consciously tortured this child. It’s highly unlikely that someone could put a child, their own child, through that nightmare and all of a sudden turn a new leaf. 7 years is far far far too light of a sentence, this “mother” is a danger to others.

If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?