I kept my name when I got married but I probably would have changed my name if I was her.

What the fuck

Personally I like it, but I am well aware that I have tacky taste.

As we used to say when I was a little kid: “Zero the hero, first the worst.”

My personal conspiracy is that the American government refuses to actually do anything about school shootings because they want you guys to stop sending your kids to public school.

Idk looks good to me

Personally it makes no difference. This wouldn’t happen if you guys had sane gun laws like the rest of us.

I don’t think anyone outside of the US is going to care at all about this distinction. I know I don’t. Accidentally shooting someone because you’re an idiot with a gun is just another reason why people shouldn’t be allowed to own and carry guns.

If you don’t use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.

I’m Canadian. We know America is the entire continent. We still don’t want to be called Americans. The US can keep that.

I’ve known pepsi addicts.

Anti-vegans are way more annoying and overzealous in my experience. I rarely see the stereotypical asshole vegan but I do often see the obnoxious anti-vegan.

Also why are these recent live action remakes so boring? Even my children couldn’t get past five minutes in any of them.

Actually, yeah, that would be really cool

Sometimes you are different sizes in the same brand. And I don’t mean you might need a small shirt and large pants. No. Sometimes, this pair of pants only fit in large, and this pair of pants only fit in medium. Same brand.

It tastes like how I imagine bleach would.

Ehh my parents are divorced, which I guess has been pretty stable for the last couple decades.

The pioneers used to ride these for miles.

You need to start calling her at midnight on your drive home just to chat. I used to do that to those people when I did the night shift.

The only thing crazier to me than American healthcare is how many of my fellow Canadians keep pushing for us to have this bullshit, too.