Are you one of the Princess’ suitors from Sunless Skies?

Marry her harder

Maybe Texas is just crazy like that

弟兄們，今天星期三

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Pretty sure it’s a reference to a real life shrimp called the mantis shrimp, which the game is referencing as well.

So, a coup in a couple years then?

Haha copypasta reference go woosh

UNO REVERSE CAT

War, war never changes

Oh yeah I forgot the countryside exists

What, you egg? [He stabs him.]

You know what parking lots actually are? Land that investors bought and they’re waiting for the housing prices to go even higher before then build another empty residential high-rise over it. No sense putting solar panels on a parking lot that’s gonna be gone in a few years.

Sam the Lemon Boy? Is that you?

Swazdo-lah, friend!

“Destroyed"? Don’t you mean “killed” columns of Russian soldiers? Even if they are in the wrong, these are still lives that are lost, not some equipment.

It comes from the ship, which parks at the center of the map so the angle depends on where you are

The hand. Oh my god look at her hands

That man is Taiwanese, not Chinese

Big boy iris trying to stay near me last week