I recognize Flux chin anywhere!

Sheet mulching

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Another instance of privatized profits and socialized losses. “We collected sensitive data for profit but protecting it and dealing with the fallout is too expensive so it’s everyone’s problem now, bye!”

Freeze your credit if you haven’t already!

I love the use of the word “unearthed”. It evokes imagery of someone with a potted plant digging in their backyard when suddenly they discover a relic of copyright law on VHS tape!

Too easy, there’s never anything good on prime day

It’s coming for you… I’ve already bought it and played it all the way through on pc, switch, and android

Yes, 2013 is indeed the past. Inflation, shrinkflation, and price gouging has driven prices up and quality down

Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!

Back on the farm grandma used to put all the male donut holes in a cheese cloth and drown them in icing. Industrial donuting really lacks the care and compassion of family 'nuting

Grandpa! It’s me, I’m your grandson from the future! I had to use the time machine and see for myself that you really did witness this momentous moment in human history!

Oh trust me, I don’t need the extra awkwardness!

Chef: (Still holding towel after wiping 13 shrimp tail shells off his face) Back again?!

Me: (Awkwardly hovering in the doorway) Yeah sorry, I was going back and forth on this but I found a shell piece all by itself with no shrimp in it and while I have no reason to put it in my mouth I figured I needed to show conviction to impress my date so… PATOOIE

Am I eating in the restaurant kitchen or walking back there each time I bite a tail?

He’s parroting good points he hears used against him.

“You don’t have a plan”

“That’s a lie”

All mammals are the same thing, just carbon life forms

Also, thoughts and prayers to the families affected

Ahoy! It’s pawpaw season!

Who?

Just know that complete self sufficiency is a pipe dream, whereas community sufficiency is much more achievable