I particularly like that he labels himself as ex-Founder of something… Either you established something or you didn’t, you can’t take it back motherfucker

This sounds like candidate for malicious compliance. Just say 1st Jan, when that doesn’t work 2nd Jan, then 3rd Jan and on and on until you crack it

What about a scoreboard too?

Ah fuck no, I’d just gone long enough that I forgot this existed

Brah what a long way to ask for a jacking off buddy

Us sus?

Your flatmate wasn’t straight, just none practicing

Yeah here I’m pretty sure it’s the driver gets a fine and the passenger too if they’re over 16yo

I mean it’s a stretch, but maybe it’s fake

Parsta or even parstar

But pronounced with a hard R

Imagine wearing a little badge of the country you tried to overthrow in a mugshot for that very crime…

All her non emulator shit is off cs.rin.ru

Ahh yes, my favourite restaurant, Sea food maybe.