Ranch contains no mayonnaise. It’s base is buttermilk

“Sorry Timmy, I’ll buy you ice cream on the way home if you don’t tell mom I was rooting against you”

It’s actually a really nice contract for the Jaguars. His cap hit for this year is smaller than if he played on the option, and they have an out to save a boatload of money in '27-'28 if he doesn’t work out. So essentially a 2 year extension all the while bringing down the cap hit for 2024. If Tua gets the same contract with slightly more money in those first few years I’d be happy lol.

I’m not even into futball but that’s undeniably cool.

Don’t look up Mezzi’s bindings… You’ll never be the same after.

Unfortunately gerrymandering is a flaw in the democratic process. At least in the US, the Voting Rights Act makes it so political parties cannot redraw districts to decrease the political influence of racial or ethnic groups. It says nothing about other political parties, so whichever party is in power when voting lines need to be redrawn will inevitably try to redraw the lines in their favor. Until that sort of gerrymandering is outlawed, it will continue to happen. The party in power isn’t going to make it fair for their competition out of the kindness of their heart.

A non-boring dystopia

Last year it was counterfeit parts in their engines, and a while ago there was a whole scandal where a large percent of commercial planes were operating with fake parts. Obviously the crack down after the first scandal wasn’t strong enough to deter them from doing it again. And again.

It’s not all about $ per year either. If you look at Lawrence’s contract, he’s honestly not the biggest cap hit considering him being “the highest paid player of all time.”

Take 1d4 piercing + 10d10 psychic damage

Hope you made enough for all of us! It’s rude not to share you know… /s

I was hoping the Phins would get Tua’s contract done first, but I’m expecting them to have to fork over similar money anyway.

That’s our specialty, spending unfathomable amounts of money on healthcare without the general public seeing any sort of benefit from it.