The best of the best get to stand awkwardly in an office waiting to find out why their bits are itchy. Winners!

You mean the majority of voting Americans?

I can tell the creator of this picture is a cat owner. As a dog owner, I just carry their shit home. But sometimes you just need to get rid of it.

Played games for 16 hours while getting drunk. It was awesome.

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Missed opportunity

Legalize Marijuana, vote for Harris!

“If you have read that book.” Love the mansplaining mixed in, lol.

People who say this obviously don’t drink. The drunker I get the more friendly I get and to be honest annoyingly chatty. My friends who get angry were just better at hiding it when sober.

She doesn’t play any longer, so yes.

My most recent experience with that was Manor Lords, the steep learning curve was one thing, the inability to mine some resources due to game breaking bugs though…

I mean, those maniacs are burning ballot boxes to silence their fellow citizens.

I think context gives away the intent of the message. My previous 20-year-old car cost $6,000 in repairs and the check engine light was still on. My 2022 car just works.

Every used car I’ve ever owned cost thousands in repairs that were unexpected. Head gaskets, alternators, O2 sensors, intake manifolds, ignition coils, brake calipers, radiators, every fucking time. It’s cheaper to just get a five year loan on a 2 year old car around $20k than to fuck with anything used.

I’ll literally never buy that brand again. Got two in 2016’ish and they are the hardest bikes to work on. Brakes are a bitch, rear tire good luck, and their frame fits nothing but their own custom kits.

Combine the Carolinas and Dakotas, add DC and Puerto Rico. No flag change.

Only if we all vote.

I’m sad that I can’t get a shitty hangover burger from them anymore, but fuck em. McDonald’s endorsing Trump and pretending they didn’t is S-tier cowardice.

Nothing wrong with being organized.

Humble brags are the best flex.

I wish I was still getting paid for work I did 6 years ago…