Chaos

I am rarely sick but when I do a hot comedian appears, I feel a sense of humor so high I can’t control, I don’t really get horny mostly because I’m single but the jokes that cross my mind when I’m feverish are crazy

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Not all, I live with spiders, it’s just those night crawlers that I hate

Or Are you horny because you’re masturbating

We have plenty of it in our garden plants, I just googled it today and it’s called spider mites and it’s bad

Plot twist…The cousin died

Drinking tea Hard 🍵

Thank you, you’re a very knowledgeable caveman ^^

be me Tried to Cook popcorn once the old fashioned way aka on the stove Banned from the kitchen for the rest of my life Coal doesn’t taste so bad.

For a very hot second I was wondering why is the lifeguard isn’t wearing 🩳

!remind me in 2 years

This joke will become " ladybird " by then ^^

My meat looking at the guests after I’ve beaten it for 69 time in one go today then leave my room to say hi everyone like nothing happened

Pherb I think I know what we’re gonna do this summer prepare the Doom eternal OST 😎

Me seeing this in September…

Welp better luck next year

I must be a Luigi.

No it’s the cats fucking ass in the backyard, weird

I had the craziest 2 dreams rn, just before I woke up made sure to record them so I could can rewatch, anyway how do I upload em to PC to share XD

Damn bruh you remember all of them? (⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠ʖ̯⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠)

I had a few of crazy lucid dreams but never was able to remember anything after the first 5 seconds of waking up :,)

R.i.p anon your green text will be remembered

Damn bro, I’m the eldest in 4 and it’s hell having this many of siblings everyone is trying to prove something idiotic, being stubborn and shit idk how I’d survive having 6 siblings,

and no, I’m the horniest of all and yet never in my life have I fantasized of any of my siblings I always find it disgusting af, I assume that siblings who don’t try to kill each other find it Normal to incest as a coping mechanism or some shit to prove or let know that they love each other, “one way or another”, that’s how I imagine it based on the data I gathered from online randoms, no fighting siblings had ever made love with their brothers and sisters and found it Normal, but that’s just my theory.