Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. “Want a fish pie?” they kept asking. “Want a fish pie?”

God, I’m so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

Oldboy (2003)

Me: Explaining to the the tax man I got my money from a magic island full of witches and monsters.

Tax Man: They got oil over there?