Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.

Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.

No, he likes money. Remember a few years ago when he tweeted about how great dogecoin was? Then a week later he tweeted about how stupid is was and that he was done with? He probably made millions buying and selling dogecoin as he made those tweets. There ia a huge conflict of interest when it comes to celebrities endorsing crypto coins. If you have the pull, you can just buy a bunch of some shit coin, talk it up and then all the people who look up to you to will go buy it, pumping up the price while you sell and make a huge profit. Then the value crashes back down and everyone who bought is left holding the bag. Whenever some famous person talks about a crypto, 100% of the time it is a grift to skim money from their follower’s pockets.

cUwUrker

This is a really cool concept but holy shit what an eyesore! Why’d they make it look like that?

Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.

wastes his time watching movies all day.

Really?? Smh

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

20 years of sounding, never had a UTI.

I don’t remember what my first reaction was. I think I was around 7 or 8 and bored… now I have a life-long kink of stuffing rods in my penis… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Or you can just BE the weird horny furry. Everyone else will feel so normal and tame compared to the degen shit you beat your meat too!

Yikes. Elon’s propoganda site has done irreparable damage to the earth by helping Trump win. Elon does not give a shit about the environment, the electric cars are just for money.

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

Indeed.

You risk becoming multiple catgirls, a furry eldritch body horror writhing mass of cute fluffy limbs, snoots, ears, and tails.

Wait wait tell me whats going on in the montanan high plains!

Will this include pardons for the millions of people currently in prison for weed possession?

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

I eat sauerkraut from the jar with a fork.

Then I drink the brine.

I lived this cycle for 7 years. Eventually I just stopped tiptoeing around the eggshells and did whatever the fuck I wanted then ignored her when she blew up. Then she tried to become an alcoholic and blame it on me. When that didnt work she finally found some other poor bastard work on.

I will be happily single for the rest of my life. Also fun fact: child support for two kids is cheaper than supporting her retail therapy habits.

Where can I buy these?

I dont even like kissing boys