TheVelvetGentleman [he/him]

This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

If you start seeing naked people in every blur of pixels, it’s time to monk yourself. Get thee to a monastery.

I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

I’m so exhausted.

I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

I’m glad sites like this exist, but mostly because they’re seemingly taking the heat away from torrent trackers.

This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

6 out of 10 is the new 2. People don’t know how to rate things anymore. It makes everything difficult to gauge. The Chinese restaurant in town near me has a 4.7/5 on Google and it’s the most disgusting food I’ve ever eaten, yet it has the same score as the actually good restaurants nearby.

Strawberry plants grow very close to the ground. I know there’s techniques to raise them and I’m sure there are varieties that are taller but that thing looks fake as hell.

The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little pricks. Land ownership is theft, wasps!

I’m not sure. I use xmanager for Spotify.

I think I had to update twice, maybe three times in the past four or five years? I’ve never considered that an issue.

I’ve been using a hacked Spotify app for years. It takes 5 minutes to set up and I don’t have to pay any money to a soulless corporation who will throw a few half pennies to the artists that I enjoy. Oh, and I get to disable the shit ui choices that they try to implement so I get a better experience than a paying customer.

This is true, but they also allow someone who missed your talk to catch up by reading the PowerPoint. The best middle ground is to have instant text, but not read it, imo.

I can’t wait for the fourth dlc when it will finally be good.

Yeah, I actually want better AI, though. I want better AI in my video games. Enemy AI is awful almost across the board in modern games.

I know somebody that just recently had to buy another drive for their 32TB unraid media server that runs in a DIY clean box in the basement. Is that small or large? I can’t imagine myself doing that much crime.

Does reading the abstract count?

Are deck builders the new open world survival games?

homosexualism?