This would make a fantastic shower curtain.

That’ll come in handy when you don’t see that well.

Baaa

Ignoring literally everything else, the fact Putin wants Trump in the White House is reason enough to vote against him. It’s baffling how many boomers are suddenly on the side of Russia considering they lived through the cold war.

He also killed the guy that killed Hitler

And that’s why you always pack a clean pair of underwear.

40 years later and still suckin

Corvus lookin a little different lately.

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

Be the change you want to see in the world 🤡

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

He’s chasin da fishes now

Fair, enough

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m glad someone else remembers that movie.

I ate too many pot cookies once thinking they were weak and then went to bed a couple hours later. I had a dream of floating in complete blackness and then a blinding white light hit me along with the loudest sound I’ve ever heard. I woke up sitting bolt upright in bed sweating through my sheets then called my friend babbling about how I saw God in a dream lmao

The margins

Nice! Can’t wait for Tuesday, really feels like they’re cooking on the update.

She looks broken