Why the fuck would I want to inflict this world on a child?

If they had completely scrapped the casino arc it would fix so many problems. Not only would that shitty, worthless sequence not exist, but they would’ve had screen time to put in more quality stuff. Imagine if at the end of the movie the big reveal was that Palpatine was alive. Instead, they had to put that into a messy scroller at the beginning of the third movie.

After the ‘garbage’ comment last week, magats were talking about wearing garbage bags for Halloween costumes.

Somehow dressing in a garbage bag is a step /towards/ sanity.

Yeah, he thinks he’s using a fire extinguisher, but I’m pretty sure it’s full of gasoline.

Seriously, people who don’t know about William Barr should look up his dad, and realize that the asshole doesn’t fall far from the tree.

I dunno man. I reeeeaaaallly wanted to smash something when Saint Anger came out.

Here in Seattle we had a polite riot after the superbowl. We were partying in the street until the light turned green, then shuffled back to the sidewalk. As soon as the light turned red again, we would flood back into the street.

Vanilla ISIS

The deplorables comment was one of the nails in Hillary’s coffin. We can say these things, Harris can’t

For the love of god don’t look it up. If you’ve made it this far without hearing it, just count your blessings. It’s worse than you can possibly imagine.

I’m just impressed that Elon finally made something worse than the Harambe rap.

Enjoying this. I don’t think they’ll ever reach the highs of One Man Army again, but it’s still fun.

They just announced a North American tour, but they aren’t coming within a day’s drive of me.

The PI didn’t have rich east-siders as its key demographic. It was more in tune with the actual city’s zeitgeist.

Put some respekt on the Dark Carnival. There are over a million Juggaloes in America. Probably a couple dozen Juggalettes, too.

Goddamn welfare queens are trying to steal my job.

A fake Socialist that Seattle ran out of town.

Shame that HR turned out to be an asshole. Early Bad Brains is unequalled.

Man. We fucked up so many things during that game, and still inexplicably got let back into it at the end. Then we fucked that up.

Start the night with a good craft IPA. End the night with Rainier.

I’m still trying to find a D.A.R.E. beer koozie.