Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostriches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉

Historians are written by genetic material as well as experiences and reactions to both.

Yes, I’ve been taken prisoner by the concept that unnecessary censorship is a bad thing. Good deduction, Sherlock. 🙄

Holy strawmen, Batman! You’ve assembled an entire hay loft of them there, gramps!

At first I thought you were coming from a place of bias and baseless stereotyping but now I know for a fact that you are.

Get out of the way and let people younger than your apparent 80 years express themselves how they want to.

Look I’m not a prude or some kinda anti-sex freak but

proceeds to rattle off a bunch of prudish anti-sex talking points followed by “trust me, I have a degree” 🤦

While preparing a ham with a deeply penetrating glaze.

British Museum: “what’s a country of origin?”

Dude, what? That can’t be true 🤦 Definitely isn’t on Liftoff