The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

Julius Caesar in a sub-zero freezer.

He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

This is not the picture I would draw if someone asked me to explain what a “top” and “bottom” were.

Now consider wild fires during that period.

I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

What’s the point? Attention. These people need attention and this is the only way they can get it. They don’t care if it’s positive or negative. Do not engage or try to reason with them. Simply ignore them and go on about your business.

“I wish for an elephant sized cock.”

I can’t wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

Trump doesn’t care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He’s too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

What a stupid place to put your hand.