I never got to play borderlands, wouldn’t mind if you threw me a key

The main complaint I’ve seen is that it’s generic at best. It can’t even be good at being bad.

Remember the Russian sucking dick right before getting blown up by a drone? I think about how life is cruel sometimes.

Huh, socialism really is gay…

Mad catz? Haven’t heard that name in a while.

… there were people voting for stein?

Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

I thought this was a repeat, like why? I don’t get anything around earth

So this is what true evil looks like…

Chupacabra makes sense, those damn mexican goat thieves.

Happy they were chunky 🐒 too.

All they had to do is say all the tables are reserved. Not “leave!!! You ugly!!!”

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Something tells me you drink and drive

I always wondered that. Like why have 400 hpwr if there is no opportunity to use it.

Two of my friends transitioned. Starting to think it’s me. I turn people trans.