the only people who know how to torrent are the ones that want to learn. the learning curve is gentler than a walk-in shower. I’ve shown people of all ages and all tech backgrounds, though recommending VPN connections and getting that going does throw a few.

anyway, it’s so easy, it’s crazy compared to the old days of usenet, ZIP disks, ftp sites, .is files, and sequenced RAR files. this is the golden age of piracy and I love it.

his ultimate would be popping up in mid screen with prompt text saying, “It looks like you’re trying to lose at smash bros” and then all the other characters are rearranged and stacked like cascading windows + frozen with spinning hourglasses on them and clippy gets like 10 seconds to damage dump.

let’s find out if my roundhouse is compatible with CEO Carl Pei’s face.

I have a feeling it’s not, but let’s get some empirical evidence.