chillbo_baggins [he/him]

Who monitors the monitor lizards?

He’d be better as Mumm-Ra

Gran used to make us fresh-sqeezed D juice every summer smh

act shit, get hit 💀💀

good use of “craggly”

Whoa 🤔 I’m about a Devito and a half tall! (rounded up) That makes me feel strong!

I could probably lift two Devitos!

My favorite part is falling asleep thinking about all the writing I’m totally going to do tomorrow. It’s gonna be sick

Tomorrow

Actually, Pavlov WAS the dog. Pavlov’s dogs were his friends, who accompanied him on his adventure to find a bell and drool on it.

It’s always a game of checkers with the Klingons.

Clearly he needs the massive stripey side burns

Niel DeBush Tyson

Double blind comedy

GLORY TO YOUR HOME SECURITY

Tits! I love Dave McKean’s art

If I’m alone, I often skip. With my daughter, we listen patiently. She needs to absorb the majesty.

This article stinks of AI. They keep repeating the phrase “more than 20 hours” like it’s a ground breaking length for a video game.

If it only takes me 20 hrs to platinum your game, I hope it’s only $20

oh merde

my first thought wasn’t even “oh no, they’re spreading misinformation” it was “i wonder what funny shit they made him say lol warcriminal”