Yeah, but it’s not like the GOP would knowingly and repeatedly lie to advance their own causes. Wait, I’m being handed a note, hold on.
Mmhmm, I see.
So, it seems that is, in fact, pretty much their entire playbook. Sorry for the mistake.
Yeah, but it’s not like the GOP would knowingly and repeatedly lie to advance their own causes. Wait, I’m being handed a note, hold on.
Mmhmm, I see.
So, it seems that is, in fact, pretty much their entire playbook. Sorry for the mistake.
That’s a pretty sick burn on us, I approve
Why not, they can almost write Dickens
Fast forward 20ish years to a post in nominativedeterminism about someone named The Shovel being caught burying the bodies of his parents that he murdered
And you didn’t even have to slap a pixel god’s statue or fire into the cloud(s)
He’s an admitted, unashamed liar. Don’t even give him the time of day.
Trump
Honor
bwahahaha, yeah right
Goodbye
Bro, just one more piece of info bro. Come on bro, just one more piece of your personal info and I’ll let you sign on to the “free” wifi. Bro come on bro, just one more piece of personal info, it’s no big deal for some wifi bro.
“So it’s agreed, we’re all parts of the shire of the place of yew trees”
North: aye
South: sure
West: sounds good
East: but what if we tried to be more precise (accuracy be damned apparently)
…
West: you’ve been hanging out with the boob hill people, haven’t you?
Say it along with me now:
Every accusation is a confession
I’m still holding out hope for taco trucks on every corner
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead.
You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.
It’s saying that the river only has a rubber band, rather than the person crossing the river. The crocodiles, which we assume are normally present based on the apparent name of said river, are (for some reason) in a meeting, and thus not currently present. Therefore, as the punchline says, you can simply swim across, nothing to worry about (the river current isn’t very strong I guess).
It’s the opposite side of the coin of them taking credit for infrastructure improvements in their districts when they voted against that bill
And then running away like the coward that he is