“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

We dodged a bullet, I’d say

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

I’d argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

I’d actually be willing to bet that we (the US taxpayer) paid those corporations for the privilege of their continued existence

Ah finally, the Good Ole Days

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

He is an ideal pick for Trump and one that presages the transformation of the Republican Party into a true, multi- ethnic working-class coalition.

Yeah man, nothing says “working class” like a Thiel-backed investor

The thumbnail made me think this was about hitting children with busses, glad to see that’s already illegal

Dude sure does love his “perfect” phone calls

Dude I fucking love science

Use an external image host for now I guess?

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/9840152

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP