Monospace comic sans is where it’s at.

https://dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-font/

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

Dude isn’t going to have billions if he pays for haircuts

Just realized I dropped the L. Maybe Legitimate?

It’s all caps. Maybe an acronym for “We’re Out of Film ideaS”

Women are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family are you and your family

I think I’m stuck in some sort of gboard hell

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

Don’t forget about guns

I love being able to pause when my son needs something too

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

You’re not supposed to measure top to top to bottom

I thought it was “if it’s yellow, let it mellow”

I sometimes make a cup of warm water that I add instant decaf coffee to. We’re like twins

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

I swear they’ve degraded their current service.

For years I have turned off my son’s lights by saying Alexa, lights off. Recently, they say there’s many things that go by that name. No shit. But maybe start with the room I’m standing in like you did for years

Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans

Osso bucco

Sorry had to make the Oz joke