Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

My great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.