Char? Immediate upvote.

How are your days 40+ hours long

Lord of the Rings but Gondor has the United States military-industrial complex

Big ass-titties

CoD and Assassin’s Creed popularised selling the same fucking game 20 times

Ah it’s you’re mom

Young you would’ve absolutely loved bread

I know quite a few people who have serious Coke addictions.

That’s a great way to start a paragraph

Most

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

It’s because he lies often

I’m so fucking tires

My muscles

'Cause he doesn’t have internal organs, obviously

Pantheon or something idk I use herbslutwn

This cat is sick, that doesn’t mean it has the flu

Fuck

I’m

SHell

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Your case of choice + 90° rotation

Don’t diss Michelin Man, that’s not cool bro

How the fuck would a catgirl be hacking, she can’t use a computer with paws