And he did it.

Please come to Denton.

The first time these two specific identical twins will face each other in the NFL. Not the first time any identical twins will face each other.

I told my grandmother I wanted to be Spider-Man one year and she went and hand sowed a custom for me with 6 extra legs off the sides and crocheted a spiderweb cape for it. Of course being a child I was upset when my mom told me I was wearing it no matter what. But looking back now, it was pretty funny and really sweet.

Don’t get me wrong it’s a sweet story. But all I can think of is, how long do you wait before throwing away the treat he left there?

If I had to guess, it’s probably people using talk to text.

She doesn’t seem amused. But in fairness I have a horrible singing voice.

For those of us that pooped before smart phones, there was a book series called Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader. I could totally see them have a section dedicated to this.

As a lifelong Eagles fan, I can confirm that Jerry has been a gift to us these last 25 years.

Sadly it’s Ryan Seacrest now

I always set the last button to the TV guide channel. It made it less suspicious if they saw the channel change. Or at least that’s what I reasoned.

I had a similar trick. If I set the VCR to channel 4 and the TV to channel 3, it would shift all the cable channels down one. So Cinemax which was channel 14 and blocked would come in as channel 13 completely clear.

A 71 Hemi Cuda is my dream car, but there is no way I’d have that kitchen

You from the picture I thought it was Eric Trump

• Taskmaster: series 18 has been great so far. My wife is loving it because she says Jack Dee and I both have the same reaction to things.
• The Great British Bake Off: as good as always
• School Spirits: it was okay. I’d rather watch Ghosts any day. (British or American version)
• Haikyu!!: my daughter just started playing volleyball at school, so I’ve been watching this with her. This is my second watch and it’s still great.

Texas Tech fans are going to revolt the first time Mahomes get fined for it

Strange they went with Kill Crazy for Burt Ward and not Batman

Not the prettiest win. The defense should get most of the credit. They could have easily been down 14-0 early with those turn overs. Without all 3 turn overs it wouldn’t have been nearly as close of a score. Also Hurts and Jurgens need to do nothing but work on their timing until the next game.

Milo is one of only a handful of YouTubers I have notifications turned on for. His stuff is always top tier

Same here. I just really hated Wano. I might go back now that the arc is over.