Then don’t forget your tauntaun sleeping bag.
Then don’t forget your tauntaun sleeping bag.
Found you MacGyver
It was one of those nasty lightsaber fights in classroom.
Wolfarm, the militant brother of WolframAlpha SCNR
You just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.
Then it’s the implication AND peer-pressure to have two thumbs. It’s so diabolical perfect.
They found Saddam Hussein!
Yeah, suspiciously large fin.
- That dude running with scissors has remarkable dexterity and aim to be able to quickly target thumbs, specifically. Its impressive.
It’s even more impressive as this seems to be his side-job or even hobby.
This man is a professional tailor, but in his leisure time he storms like a SWAT team into family homes and his holy mission is to eradicate thumb-sucking everywhere.
In my opinion the huge scissor means, that there are not only little thumb-suckers out there, but also proportional bigger ones and the tailor wants to be prepared for every one of them equally.
So he aquired a special kind of skills in his career, handling the huge scissor.
- Did children not wonder why they never met anyone who was missing a thumb? Or was there some sort of bizarre plague in Germany at that time that caused many people to be missing thumbs?
Would you ask questions as a kid if your parents are ok with invasion of privacy and involuntary amputation by some stranger and framing it normal?
Men hate this one simple trick as well.
But what if that’s the fetish?
One zip tie could prevent that
No Bruce, for the last time
Ok, tell you what. You are trying to find that ring again, even outside Mordor if you have to and I… um… go upstairs and watch a bit outside my tower. This gives everyone a bit of a guilty conscience.
Classic Wednesday move.
The sun is technically not burning. It’s just lesser freezing than the rest.