Ohh, Trump is the antichrist. End times confirmed?

Growing up Bible-literalist religious and reading Revelations, I always had trouble with the idea that so many people would follow the antichrist, but that part seems so much more believable now.

I mean, if you virtue signal but also vote…

Thanks, I didn’t remember that. 🤬

I have a similar story. I’m glad you grew up, and I hope adulthood is treating you well!

I don’t watch a lot of stuff but I definitely had that jarring feeling after watching a lady get murdered by a pool in Mr. Robot, then later seeing the mom in The Other Two say she’s using that pool room as a bedroom.

Wow Republicans are weird. I was watching that and could only think what a beautiful moment it was. It was touching how incredibly proud Gus is of his dad, which suggests to me that they’ve probably got a pretty healthy family.

Hmm, I’m trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like “I’m worth seven penises!”

Well it’s capped off too, so first you’ll need to take that out.

Ohh, that makes sense. Perhaps I could’ve figured that out if I’d had any.

What is “contractual awareness”? I googled it and it just seems to be talking about contact law?

As I understand it, sharks aren’t actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.

My manager recently denied some of my PTO requests, so whatever you just said (I didn’t read it) doesn’t count and all managers are bastards. QED.

I think they caught a shot of him practicing to kiss Kamala’s ass?

Ah, hadn’t heard of that, I guess I’ll have to check it out.

What browser are you going to use?

*would have

No barrel means no rifling marks makes the shot untraceable. *taps temple*

Oh I’m getting lit either way

Finally, some meaningful reform!

That is a mighty fine stick gun!