Get it before it’s gone! Go fast! Spend money! Don’t just pirate it when it becomes unavailable!!

Whaaaaatttt? How could that happen!!!

I guess I’ll have to apply for legal immigration;)

Quality of life is relative. I might be a trans minority.

He didn’t mean them though, just the other minorities. He knows who voted for him………

Do you think maybe I could be “deported” to Canada in a way that Canada would have to accept me immediately?

Could possibly also look at the motion sensors to see if it is in a pocket moving around or if it was sitting around for a while.

I guess I never considered the nutritional values of dress socks vs crew either.

Just the one sock?

And if you keep replacing them, you can create a continuous power supply. Hot swap potato power!

I hope he’s the kinda guy who would have that on his tombstone.

Sigh, you’re right.

You have to think that line would be used humorously pretty frequently in his life. Like, every time he got the mail and brought it back in the house, he’d just whip it out and his kids would just go “daaaaad!!!”

I don’t know anything about him, but I hope he’s that guy.

I can’t unhear that sound.

Such calm words before a storm.

What’s their ML username?

Probably funded by X

Just AP trying not to get arrested later haha. If we thought journalism was bad now, just wait for January.