Should I take your word for it?

A tax cut for me is just a tax cut for me, but a tax cut for the rich could make anything happen – maybe even a tax cut for me!

Nor does it say “Do not steep and savour for the rest of your life”

I can believe that. Most women would rather have a date with a turkey baster than him.

And when women were women, like k.d. lang, Annie Lennox, and Tracy Chapman

They’ve gone slept!

“Why you gotta take a painting of every meal?”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

And apparently, no faith in Ron White.

The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.

This is why I’m confident that Han Solo is fine. Shaft’s ain’t shit.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

Diddy did it.

Bet Anakin had power converters, though.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

Yeah, 30 seconds would just make most blind people barf and shut their eyes until it went away, since their brains haven’t learned to properly process the video.