“if you can’t stand feel free to stand” hey thanks guy why didn’t I think of that

“hey babe let’s go to make out point” “No Steef! Only hussies do that!”

Sup Broganoff

King

That’s a lot of lusty argonian maids

This would be true for me if I was hoarding the primo life stuff but I’m not. I’m poor AF and simply don’t have any of the primo shit irl lol

Dude I’ve been seeing more of these around my city and HOLY shit they look like ass. Wavy body and stains all over them. could never be me

This is good lmao

???

Abuse

Lol the initial release was called GIRLS. So in this case, a dick pick did work on girls.

“Ask his mom if I can babysit him” is this not weird…?

Drug based superheros and supervillains when

What the third one say

Sampling is so dank for sound design tho

So close to being loss

That’s pretty much every possible way of being high so sure ig? Lol

I remember this. I forgot when they switched but there was a fat gap between the segments when I got one and I felt stiffed.

Why have I seen Mother Theresa, the Pope, and the Xenomorph from Aliens all stealing iPads in the last day on Lemmy

I can’t with a comic that starts with “that’s a lot of cum harry potter” like can u don’t