morgan423

Nerdy lisp activated

“Excuse me sir… have you heard about our lord and savior, Kahless the warrior king?”

Judging by the robes… Is this Trondalf?

This is exactly it. I glance at All on Lemmy for maybe 2% of my time here, primarily to see if I can discover a new community that I didn’t previously know about to add to my collection.

But it’s true. The real Lemmy experience is in your subscribed communities.

Pikachimic?

…And the King did decree for him to stand atop the seaside cliff, upon the occurrence of any stormy eve, to forewarn the vessels of the kingdom: beware, for the shoals are close at hand." - Chapter 7, The Legend of Lord Glowcrotch

“Let me figure out which of the seven fingers on this hand I shall place this ring on… just a moment.”

Burgers and orange juice, I can’t think of a more iconic combination.

Gandalf: “Flies, you fools!”

Fellowship: Visibly confused due to lack of subject-verb agreement

Gandalf: “No, you idiots! I mean, you’re literally flies! Why the hell are you walking all the way to Mordor?”

“And Ebenezer, be especially fearful of the Ghost of Metal Album Covers Past. He likes to lightning-punch people directly in the scrotum. Merry Christmas.”

So you can take it with you then?

“We’ve arrested the heart of this criminal operation. The public can rest easier tonight.”

I always say that my only ask is that the first section of pipe coming off of the platform is straight, so that I don’t get thrown off the pipe when riding it in. Otherwise, I don’t really care what people do most of the time.

I especially like that the duck has built in leg compartments (as dude’s leg/foot should be popping out from under the wing instead of not being visible). The legs get tucked into the duck for comfort and style.

I’m going to be exceedingly gracious and assume that the one person who downvoted your comment (as of the time I’m typing this) accidentally hit the wrong button and didn’t realize it.

Ah, yes. Siork. My absolute favorite brand of canned mac and cheese.

Ah, yes, just an average Tuesday in Florida.

This is the image you use if you are attempting to have Disney and Nintendo lawyers trample each other in their mad dash to the courthouse to sue you.

Ah yes, I know that when I invite my horse friends to a beach party, I frequently forget to bring the magical pachinko machine full of spaghetti… but not this guy, he’s a pro.

“I said make way for Willie, ya bloated gasbag!”

Ah, yes, the Quing of SpadeHearts. The best card in the entire deck by far.