Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!

Roll a charisma check

I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.

Okay, but HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?

Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!

If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!

Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.

Why do you know that!?

On second thought, please ignore that question.

So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi4Z06IbSek

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Fear not! For God has told me what angered him and how we can be forgiven!

You still need a volcano and charged clouds. So you probably don’t see that everyday.

Imagin seeing that stuff a couple hundred years ago, without any knowledge about the mechanics behind it. Wild!

I mean, sure, cycling to work can be nice, but this post seems like… cherry picking. 😎

I think you’re correct. In South Korea at least 22 people died. The article you linked doesn’t mention any casualties (or I didn’t notice them).

Mad Donald 3 - Beyond the Iron Dome

However you look at it, it’s shit either way. This joke stinks!

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

I guess war does change.

What about Texas?

Calling the police right now! /s