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  • Reef Whitetips are a good book, mostly harmless so Don’t Panic.

    Oceanic Whitetips - straight gangsters … When they come rolling in on a dive it’s ALWAYS gonna be more than one like you intha wrong hood cuz and thugs be comin up outta the shadows circling you, checking you out deciding if you a pussy ass or what. (Spoiler: They always eventually decide you are in fact a pussy ass …aallllwwwaaayysssss)

    I don’t fuck with these at all ever, I get the fuck out of the water.




  • Noble Shift@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyzHammerheads sharkz
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    4 days ago

    Great whites are just like running backs or a slow AF freight train, tigers are twitchy like that meth head at the petrol station, bull sharks are actually bullies, makos are a bullet train with teeth and something to prove, hammerheads are just plain graceful.

    Coolest shark is definitely a hammerhead, I’ll vote for the Great HH.

    [edit 2nd coolest sharks are Nurse Sharks because you can wade / sit in the water and they come up like dogs.