The actual truth is Star Fleet is all infiltrators, but no infiltrators know that, and they don’t want to blow their cover

1955ish Sunbeam Radiant Toaster. Completely automatic, no timer or popper. It doesn’t matter if bread is frozen or thawed, it comes out at the selected brownness level. Still works better than 99% of modern toasters.

I have a great idea for a program! I should describe it in agonizing detail to an AI owned by some company so it will spit out working source code. Nothing can go wrong with my plan!