how do i do this?

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

He was actually behind the times, he didn’t realize it was already ancient

one of our most open minded presidents

this is the second c/196 post I made in a row involving a kennedy

As someone who is raised Catholic I hereby give you all permission to do this

me 19 years ago:

im 19

idk man, seems pretty straightforward to me

number 10 is Ringo

Medieval king bragging about having a monk who can levitate in his royal court: “clearly you don’t own an air friar”

I want this to be real so bad 😭

be paul mccartney, world famous beatle

make a hyperpop remix of dj khaled

refuse to elaborate

die

i don’t care if they’re an isopod, they’re baby to me 😤😳💕

Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

ok but the older guy probably died thinking his friend was going to die too… 😭

GLaDOS-ass website

charge they phone

Unfathomably based take

Neither, my pussy just makes free lube automatically whenever I’m horny