What ever happened to detentions, suspensions and expulsion?

Soft.

Schools need to start issuing “Your kid is a cunt” warnings to parents, with threats of abuse and harassment criminal charges. If public health staff won’t put up with it, why should teachers?

Parents and school won’t do shit. Call the cops. Except in America, because that will get someone shot.

I SMS my boss when I’m off sick.

It’s a real reference.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nāṣir

“Inscribed on it is a complaint to Ea-nāṣir about a copper delivery of the incorrect grade and issues with another delivery”

A massive swathe of current gen devices don’t even support it.

It won’t be a month.

Microsoft announce changes much smaller than that 4 years out and still have to give extensions.

As the owner of a .info domain, I know this pain all too well.