What if my $300 PC is better than your $400 console?

What if it had more utilities than just gaming and streaming?

Nah man, maybe you haven’t heard that every teacher wants me to be trans and I’m afraid to poop in litter boxes. I’m lucky enough to be homeschooled by my bleach-boofing parents who were also first cousins.

You got yourself a gender studies degree? How progressive.

You got called out over the holidays for being a racist, didn’t you?

Did you know every poor sucker who confuses correlation with causation dies eventually? Makes ya think…

Wow you just described all the conservatives I’ve ever talked with.