They’re probably trying to get in and proofread/polish the material. I can’t imagine that they wouldn’t love a second Trump presidency.

Send baby oil.

The mascara isn’t helping his cause.

When there are so many very legitimate reasons to make fun of these people, I think we’re getting a little nit-picky here. I know, the fact that he says it while standing in front of eggs priced $2.99 is low hanging fruit, but I just bought eggs yesterday at the cheapest store in our city and they were $3.76, so he’s not actually far off the mark.

I think the more important thing would be to find out if egg prices are suddenly being artificially inflated by poultry farmers in an attempt to influence the election. If so, smack those fuckers down hard post-election.

At least Anon got to feel a boob. It might be a while.

Never had there been a better time for the classic “takes one to know one!”

Have you looked at the price of ammo lately?!?

It’s just like anything else that comes out of his mouth. I assume the exact opposite would happen if he’s elected.

Anon shouldn’t care about working with people who support genocide.

You took advantage of a poor elderly man who had just woken up and made him stare at a map in confusion for at least a minute trying to figure out where exactly his state ranked.

I hate you.

Oh damn, the one where he’s sitting there and picks something out of or off of his exposed brain . . .

There’s a danger that US citizens enact term limits for justices before the executive or legislative branches.

I would have went with a predator drone.

Maybe if he had tried strolling into a 7-Eleven during the day? You gonna stop and talk to a 7 foot tall moth in the middle of the friggin night?

You should work for Boeing.

The Behind the Bastards podcast on them is pretty good (as are practically all of their content). Nancy gave ferocious BJs to Hollywood execs to keep her foot in the door (though that is not in the BtB) and Ronnie was who Hollywood turned to if they couldn’t get an A list or even bona fide B list actor.

Neither were particularly bright. They loved the attention they got in politics, and strove to keep both the masses happy and the people they felt like were behind their ascension to power. They had several gay friends coming up through Hollywood and didn’t seem to have any personal issue with gay people, but they felt like they were expected to be publicly against gays because of the image they were expected to uphold. They probably weren’t terrible people, they were just useful idiots whom terrible people used to enact policy.

Reagan, virtually a GOP Saint, was probably the tipping point that turned our country into an Oligarchy. His presidency will likely be remembered in history books as being disastrous for the United States of America.

Wow, she’s so hot.

America, Fuck Yeah!

Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!