If only he had used that and not electrical tape.

Even worse, it’s electrical tape.

The only people he pardoned last time were close friends and people that gave him a ton of money.

He’s an everything vaccine skeptic. He’s said that he tells random women in the park not to vaccinate their kids.

20’s

The next generation doesn’t know how to use a mouse because they do everything on the phone. And yes, I have met people like that.

That’s just a “push poll”. They’re only used for marketing/propaganda and fund raising. I doubt they even look at the responses.

A Worn Path, The Test, and a story I haven’t been able to find about kids who go into a carnival fun house but it’s really set up to kill them (vats of acid, snakes hanging from the ceiling).

This was 6th grade. I seemed like all the short stories in middle school made the Tell Tale Heart seem cheerful.

And Bartleby, the Scrivener.

He doesn’t stand a chance with it either.

I wouldn’t even pay less.

Joust Salad?