Wouldn’t be as many calories as an average American.

Also the movies are at least %95 walking the Extra long editions %99.9 so they probably burn every single calorie.

I mean.

A. She was basically taking a walk through paradise.

B. She killed her sister.

C. I would rather be in Oz any day before Kansas.

D. It was all a dream.

Thought this was a one off until I clicked on it, nicely done.

You become a parakeet boy.

The only ones I have thrown out are the ones I tried to fix, needless to say I am not good at soldering. I plan to fix them one day but that day will probably never happen.

It would take twice the global output of power to overcome the light from the sun.

Relevant xkcd

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?

The four stages of a relationship.

The curse made anyone who disturbs the tomb be good at their jobs again since discovering a curse would make them renown in their field they never know they are cursed and get fired for destroying the sarcophagus. The world stays the exact same despite the existence of curse.

The modern controller really does suck, I have had atleast 10 and every one died from drift, I might be particularly sensitive to it and I do play souls games hard core so they get their fair use but still under no circumstance under normal use should 10 separate controllers die from the same issue.

Windows should be first, Reddit second, Minecraft third, chrome fourth.

God put a search warrant out for him decades ago, he was a hunted criminal on the lamb evading the most renowned investigators, until one day he crossed the cartel:

I hear they’re all made of chemicals.

Technically you could rearrange this to have almost anything you want on either side if you keep the equation equal, a better way to express this would be something like ♾=0, incorrect bur at least you couldn’t rearrange it anyway you want (and yea I understand some people say all the negative numbers plus all the positive numbers equals infinity eg. ♾= …-3, -2, -1, 0, 1, 2, 3… =0. But trust me when I say that is wrong.)

I tried to meat that fish at the feeding frenzy but shrimped out after that I was too fed up.

No excuses, 1 star.

Ancient gif that’s the case it’s not funny, I do have a theory that would make it funny but to obscure.

They are standing straight up and down like the splinter in his finger so they are the forests splinter, since they cut down the trees? I guess, I don’t know it’s the best I’ve got.

Maybe don’t make power point presentations about your operational workflow and post them on the internet? Either that or every time someone other than them uses the safe word pour melted wax on there nipples.

Simple supply and demand, If there isn’t enough demand for the current supply producers they will seek new avenues of demand, this includes, artificially increasing demand. If the government would just deregulate the medical industry both sides would be forced to compete and then the man hit by an ambulance would have a choice of which ambulance that hit him to take.

As always Florida is Florida It’s a law of nature nothing before nor after can be Florida, Florida is eternal just like the geriatrics in there nursing homes.