will dismantle 250 years of American prosperity

cough 1961 to 2008

They were definitely just going to protect the natives, that’s the lovable British empire that I know

Nah. Environment needs to pay

Oh, interesting!

Alright you lost me here

Yeah but how do you use it? There’s no searchable index as far as I’ve seen

What is i2p good for? I install it evert now and then, give it a whirl, and then uninstall it

I love this

Pwuh. Schau, hier ist ein Typ, der noch nie von einem Krankenwagen umgefahren wurde

Round #2

It was on attack on progressives.

“tissues” vs “kitchen rolls” for anyone wondering what a paper towel is compared to a napkin.

I gotta say, I always found tissues just sub-par for the job. A kitchen roll (towel? sleeve? paper?) you just need to fold it once and it will hold against a storm

*laughs magnanimously*
That’s what we want you to, uh, think!

*scuttles out the shadows*
You think your comics are safe from us? Follow the money and you will see that your comic writers have been inflitrated by Russian and Chinese oligarchs to promote subliminal messages through the confusing use of, uh *checks notes*, hats and cigars… which we all know are symbols of the, uh, struggle for freedom under oppression of capitalism. Yeaah.
*crawls back into shadows*

Didn’t all the founding fathers and every president since then say all of the above?

We need to praise people more by what they do, than what they say I reckon

and Diet light-blue weighs less than light-blue

I’ll tell your wife you said hello

The building isn’t flying… it’s falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

Exactly, red has way more up-quarks than blue

It shouldn’t be overlooked that the initials of the song as PUTJ, which was the Myers-Brigg personality type (problematic-unfettered-thoughtful-judgemental) of the lead singer who was combating Foot-In-Mouth disease at the time.