He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn’t want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Ah, I had a feeling it was some sort of fidget but I couldn’t be sure. This is one of those posts that remind me how much I’ve aged.

I’d recognize Cubone anywhere, but I have no idea what these items are and I’ve never read or heard any of the words you used in this post.