Because people crave the dopamine rush being offended.

What powers the force field, hatred?

Thank you, this makes me happy

But we’re still doing better than Florida, which had so much more panhandle sliced off, all the best bits, like Destin! F that

Maps! Bring us the maps!

This makes my brain itch, in the best way. Oklahoma got much bigger, I approve.

Thank you! I’m on a very slow connection and the NASA site is difficult to navigate, it usually “breaks” for me, even just the homepage. Bless your face!

Love that name! What’s the story there?

It’s the 3 cm Jawas that are the most dangerous.

We are “sus as hell”. This may be the greatest achievement of NCD to date. We ride tricycles at dawn. Pom poms on handlebars.

Infecting a bunch of animals with deadly disease, then promptly losing containment of it on a remote island, is what really makes this fit for NCD.

Whataboutism is for those who do not know how to shit post. We are here to shit post or at least, throw a little shit at each other, tossing questions and comments in a bouncing, cow-filled cyclone of chaos and irony.

Home brewing disaster today. BEEZZ!

Shine on, you crazy diamond. I ignore your report and raise you a new fridge.

Chill, read the sidebar.

That must be it. It’s not the meth, it’s the heat and drought.

Stunning! I only have one old, scratched up Eagle, but it’s just a pleasure to look at it.

I protest- Iggy Soda looks so miserable. Blatant anti-soda propaganda.

No…can anyone stop you?

Will you share the cheetoh crime with your neighbors, before it goes bad?